That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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