so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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