he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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