i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well you can't waste a boner
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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