thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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