your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
