i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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