and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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