Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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