are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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