It's Friday. Sex?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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