is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
