I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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