I want to stick my p in your. b.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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