I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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