So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Pooping to opera.
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