its not stalking. its research.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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