If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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