Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
