Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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