We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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