I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
There's even glitter on my cock...
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