yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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