im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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