thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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