chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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