i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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