I'm drive I can fine osifer
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
