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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.

(1-513): View more from Ohio

Not having phil's child is good enough.

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(928): View more from Arizona

note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea

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(703): View more from Virginia

I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.

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(712): View more from Iowa

My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle

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(678): View more from Georgia

Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.

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