GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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