I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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