worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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