i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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