but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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