One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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