Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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