Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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