She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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