she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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