I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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