I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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