no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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