if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
she looked like the before picture.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
