we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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