butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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