Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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