under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
