Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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