Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it's like iHOP with fire
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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