Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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