Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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