Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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