just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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